every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:38am with 55,582 notes
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:36am with 115,467 notes
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:34am with 12,217 notes
(lol yes they were in the oven, but Scott said stove!)
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:32am with 9,183 notes
i want a boy best friend and i want to talk to him everyday and at night he would call me and we would talk till im sleepy and he’d be like ‘goodnight sweetie’ and then i’d get butterflies in my stomach just thinking about him then we’d fall for eachother, he’d come visit me and i’d drag him to my room and we would cuddle and kiss and i’d fall asleep on his chest listening to his heartbeat while he’s playing with my hair like you don’t know how much i want this.
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:28am with 16,848 notes
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:26am with 98,817 notes
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:26am with 50,532 notes
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:14am with 22,342 notes
In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
can someone explain the joke
how to spot a gringa in 2 seconds
Tuesday Jun 18 @ 02:12am with 28,761 notes